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hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t even think girls would want boyfriends if dragons existed, so if the government wants less teen pregnancies they know what they got to do




someone: we finish each other's s-
me: TEVE ROGERS



ursulavernon:

adamusprime:

if you didn’t know stuff about humans you would think they get mad at the weirdest stuff

like one human raises their thumb to another human

that’s good, humans like that

one human raises their middle finger to another human

humans do NOT LIKE THAT

humans think that is a BAD FINGER

don’t you DARE raise that specific finger at me

any other finger is ok just not that one

Anthropology will be the hard elective in alien school.




liljalock:

Hehe I made a Johnlock stool thingy

What else to do on a Wednesday evening

to far this time way to far 




tardis-mind-palace:

tastefullyoffensive:

[skizza]

HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN

tardis-mind-palace:

tastefullyoffensive:

[skizza]

HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN




wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me




scotsmcall:

look at dylan’s hands

look at the fucking veins

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do me   pls   my sunshine   



strippedtease:

i love white people

i   control your shoulders and your freaky alien hands   



anotherwellkeptsecret:

What if Sherlock deduces John’s going to kiss him right before it happens and he doesn’t know what to do so he blurts some random facts about bees and “Adipocere formation is not a universal phenomenon during decomposition.” but John waits for him to finish, slowly invading Sherlock’s personal space, making him talk faster and faster, and kisses him when he’s run out of words and Sherlock is so stunned he doesn’t speak for a long time afterwards.




moniker-padacklyte:

jolivet:

simon-the-jewish-vampire:

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

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uh

oh

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST

the best part is you literally turned him on